Gotta Be This Or That
Is it yes? Is it no? 
Am I In? Am I out? If you ain't wrong, you're right 
If it ain't dark, it's light 
If you ain't sure, you might 
Gotta be this or that 
If it ain't full, it's blank 
If you don't spend, you bank 
If it ain't Bing, it's 
Frank Gotta be this or that 
Who can it be if it ain't me? 
I know it's not your mother 
Can't you see it's gotta be 
One way or other Tell me what 
I must know If you don't like 
I'll go If it ain't yes it's no 
Gotta be this or that 
If it ain't old it's new 
If it ain't me it's you