My Bologna
 作词 : Al Yankovic
 作曲 : Douglas Fieger/Berton Averre
Ooh my little hungry one hungry one
Open up a package of my bologna
Ooh I think the toast is done the toast is done
Top it with a little of my bologna
Never gonna stop eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my my my yi yi woo
M-m-m-my bologna
Spreadin' on the mustard now show me how
Spread it on a litle of this bologna
Hopin' that we don't run out don't run out
If we do I'm sure that I'll miss bologna
Never gonna stop eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my my my yi yi woo
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna
Hey
Goin' to the market now market now
I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer
Walkin' down the shopping aisles shopping aisles
Filling up my basket with Oscar Meyer
Never gonna stop eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my my my yi yi woo
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my my my yi yi woo
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna