[00:00.000] 作词 : Quentin Tarantino [00:00.541] 作曲 : Quentin Tarantino [00:01.83]JULES:okay so, tell me again about the hash bars? [00:04.47] [00:04.66]VINCENT:Okay what d'you want to know? [00:05.88] [00:06.08]JULES:Hash is legal there, right? [00:07.25] [00:07.45]VINCENT:Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal. [00:10.88]I mean you can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. [00:13.07]I mean they want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places. [00:16.28] [00:16.57]JULES:Those are hash bars? [00:17.87] [00:18.04]VINCENT:Yeah, it breaks down like this, [00:19.43]Okay: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and, [00:21.96]If you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. [00:25.35]It's legal to carry it, but that doesn't matter 'cause -- get a load of this, [00:29.20]Alright, -- if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, [00:32.04]It's illegal for them to search you. [00:34.25]I mean that's a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have. [00:36.50] [00:36.70]JULES:Oh, man -- I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm ******' goin'. [00:40.34] [00:40.42]VINCENT:You'll dig it the most. [00:44.15]But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is? [00:45.20] [00:45.55]JULES:What? [00:46.57] [00:46.25]VINCENT:It's the little differences. [00:48.02]I mean they got the same **** over there, we got here, [00:50.51]But it's just there's a little difference. [00:52.14] [00:52.19]JULES:Examples? [00:53.17] [00:53.18]VINCENT:Alright, well you can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam and buy a beer. [00:57.39]And I don't mean in a paper cup. I'm talkin' 'bout a glass of beer. [01:01.08]And in Paris, you can buy a beer at MacDonald's. [01:04.22]You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? [01:08.07] [01:08.77]JULES:They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? [01:10.54] [01:10.12]VINCENT:No, man, they got the metric system there, [01:11.55]They wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is. [01:13.53] [01:13.85]JULES:What'd they call it? [01:14.69] [01:14.69]VINCENT:They call it Royale with Cheese. [01:17.07] [01:17.97]JULES (repeating):Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac? [01:21.05] [01:21.87]VINCENT:Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac. [01:24.24] [01:24.80]JULES (repeating):Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper? [01:28.84] [01:29.45]VINCENT:I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. [01:32.16]You know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup? [01:34.35] [01:34.40]JULES:What? [01:35.05] [01:35.10]VINCENT:Mayonnaise. [01:36.40] [01:36.23]JULES:Goddamn! [01:37.13] [01:38.81]VINCENT:I seen 'em do it, man. They ******' drown 'em in this ****. [01:41.15] [01:41.20]JULES:Uuccch!