Personality Goes a Long Way 作词 : Quentin Tarantino 作曲 : Quentin Tarantino You want some bacon? No, man, I don't eat pork. Are you Jewish? No, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Why not? Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good... Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother******s. Pigs sleep and root in *************t, that's a filthy animal. I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sens e enough to disregard its own feces. How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces. I don't eat dog either. Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definitely dirty. But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way. So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? We'd have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' mother*************' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?