My Sad Christmas Song

Fa lalalala
This is my sad Christmas song
I've had it stuck in my head all day long
I wrote it in the car on my ride home
Cause I knew I'd walk in the door and I'd be alone
Why'd I even put up that ******' tree?
If there's no one here that's gonna see
Just how pretty she looks on Christmas Eve
Cause there's no one here next to me
This is my sad Christmas song
So I light another bong
I turn on the radio
I binge watch our favorite shows
This year feels kinda lame
But the last one was the same
But the holiday spirit they say
Is taking off on a plane
This is my sad Christmas song
Fa lalalala
I always thought that Santa was kinda cute
There's something about his beard, big belly and boots
I left Santa more than cookies this year
I thought he might appreciate a few beers
That's why I'm always on the naughty list
He said cause when I get drunk, I'm always showing my ******
He leaned in for a kiss and he got real near
I had to stop Santa and say "My true love ain't here"
This is my sad Christmas song
So I rip another bong
I never been good at making plans
Next year, I'm gonna be with my man
My little sister says I'm the Grinch
But my mom thinks I'm just a ******
Why did you have to go?
We were under the mistletoe
This is my sad Christmas song
Fa lalalala
Fa lalala
Missing you on ******' Christmas, why did you have to go?
Wi******ng you a Merry Christmas, know I miss you so
Missing you on ******' Christmas, why did you have to go?
Wi******ng you a Merry Christmas, know I miss you so
Wi******ng you a Merry Christmas
(Fa lalalala
Fa lalala)
Wi******ng you a Merry Christmas
(Fa lalalala
Fa lalala)
Wi******ng you a Merry Christmas
(Fa lalalala
Fa lalala)
Wi******ng you a Merry Christmas