人办歌词

[00:00.000] 作词 : 许冠杰
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 许冠杰
[00:15.61]佢为人无聊返工等放工
[00:18.56]时时蛇王郁地诈胃痛
[00:21.54]随时头晕伤风脚话冻
[00:24.42]放假俾佢即刻通街贡
[00:27.49]求人同情花款几百种
[00:30.58]时时同人WEAR水当赠送
[00:33.54]每次到佢出钱嗌肉痛
[00:36.54]送俾个GIRLFRIEND出手重
[00:39.64]佢成条搞风搞雨掘尾龙
[00:42.73]随时等炒惯大信封
[00:45.74]频频有意制造人内哄
[00:48.58]佢望人罢晒工
[00:51.60]同人吵把声响过喇叭筒
[00:54.53]一打交「啜」声屈尾十嗌松
[00:57.50]走精便卸晒膊累埋大众
[01:00.53]专门搞搞贡
[01:03.92]
[01:18.85]佢时时同人打牌专搏懵
[01:21.84]明明人求「卡窿」佢话碰
[01:24.79]诈诈谛谛偷睇四面哄
[01:27.72]佢最钟意周身郁郁贡
[01:31.04]平时逢人请饮梗肚空
[01:33.77]同台人人干杯佢食菜
[01:36.80]次次同人猜枚冇话中
[01:39.77]到尾梗要打包几斤重
[01:43.02]佢成条搞风搞雨掘尾龙
[01:45.98]随时等炒惯大信封
[01:48.88]频频有意制造人内哄
[01:51.80]佢望人罢晒工
[01:54.88]同人吵把声响过喇叭筒
[01:57.86]一打交「啜」声屈尾十嗌松
[02:00.85]走精便卸晒膊累埋大众
[02:03.81]专门搞搞贡
[02:07.15]
[02:22.11]佢为人无聊返工等放工
[02:25.05]时时蛇王郁地诈胃痛
[02:28.08]放假俾佢即刻通街贡
[02:34.01]求人同情花款几百种
[02:37.13]时时同人WEAR水当赠送
[02:40.10]每次到佢出钱嗌肉痛
[02:43.09]送俾个GIRLFRIEND出手重
[02:46.82]