徐半仙（2018版）歌词

[00:00.000] 作词 : 陈麦麒
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 陈麦麒
[00:06.004]编曲/录音：陈麦麒
[00:07.982]制作人：陈麦麒
[00:10.025]木吉他/鼓编程：陈麦麒
[00:11.703]合音编写/演唱：陈麦麒
[00:13.289]采样：屌丝男士
[00:15.032]电吉他：王永兵
[00:16.832]贝斯：曹瑞钢
[00:19.004]封面设计：张奇
[00:20.086]混音/母带：朱建伟
[00:23.778]小六家住农贸街
[00:26.556]他人送徐半仙
[00:30.210]算命总爱叼根烟
[00:32.604]他从来都不睁眼
[00:35.488]他算你的前世
[00:36.975]算你的今生
[00:38.358]算你有没有钱
[00:41.323]算的你心花怒放的时候
[00:44.325]必须有一难
[00:47.213]这一难是连环难
[00:50.065]它一难接一难
[00:53.121]是绝对的保证绝对的保险
[00:55.987]吓得你一身汗
[00:59.235]徐半仙他灭了烟
[01:01.745]嘴里面碎碎念
[01:04.821]要解此难也不难
[01:07.613]可你得花点钱
[01:10.481]他说我给王母娘娘点过烟
[01:13.576]我吃过蟠桃宴
[01:16.409]天上地上一瞬间
[01:19.331]我权当买了盒烟
[01:22.275]我拿人钱财替人消灾
[01:25.225]从来都不食言
[01:28.161]人挡杀人佛挡杀佛
[01:31.166]老徐我去也
[01:34.056]天灵灵地灵灵
[01:36.817]王母娘娘快显灵
[01:39.863]天灵灵地灵灵
[01:42.600]太上老君如意令
[01:45.754]天不灵地不灵
[01:48.668]我叫天不应地不应
[01:51.585]天不灵地不灵
[01:54.379]如意也失灵
[01:57.555]徐半仙他很镇定
[02:00.430]说今天他体力全耗尽
[02:03.365]待到十五月圆时
[02:06.275]咱再把神仙请
[02:09.210]我办事你放心
[02:12.104]阎王来了也不打紧
[02:14.991]孟婆是我未婚妻
[02:17.835]咱下面有关系
[02:44.336]小六家住农贸街
[02:47.113]他人送徐半仙
[02:50.099]算命总爱叼根烟
[02:53.097]他从来都不睁眼
[02:55.987]他算你的前世
[02:57.460]算你的今生
[02:58.824]算你有没有钱
[03:01.819]算的你心花怒放的时候
[03:04.785]必须有一难
[03:07.641]这一难是连环难
[03:10.629]它一难接一难
[03:13.507]是绝对的保证绝对的保险
[03:16.409]吓得你一身汗
[03:19.341]徐半仙他灭了烟
[03:22.190]嘴里面碎碎念
[03:25.185]要解此难也不难
[03:28.129]可你得花点钱
[03:30.900]他说我给王母娘娘点过烟
[03:34.082]我吃过蟠桃宴
[03:36.911]天上地上一瞬间
[03:39.869]我权当买了盒烟
[03:42.751]我拿人钱财替人消灾
[03:45.679]从来都不食言
[03:48.650]人挡杀人佛挡杀佛
[03:51.663]老徐我去也
[03:54.508]天灵灵地灵灵
[03:57.301]王母娘娘快显灵
[04:00.372]天灵灵地灵灵
[04:03.227]太上老君如意令
[04:06.266]天不灵地不灵
[04:09.102]我叫天不应地不应
[04:12.080]天不灵地不灵
[04:15.021]如意也失灵
[04:18.067]天灵灵地灵灵
[04:20.817]王母娘娘快显灵
[04:23.870]天灵灵地灵灵
[04:26.555]太上老君如意令
[04:29.641]天不灵地不灵
[04:32.552]我叫天不应地不应
[04:35.528]天不灵地不灵
[04:38.280]如意也失灵
[04:41.459]徐半仙他很镇定
[04:44.325]说今天他体力全耗尽
[04:47.313]待到十五月圆时
[04:50.162]咱再把神仙请
[04:53.051]我办事你放心
[04:55.927]阎王来了也不打紧
[04:58.995]孟婆是我未婚妻
[05:01.898]咱下面有关系
[05:04.785]孟婆是我未婚妻
[05:07.665]咱下面有关系