【恶搞】女中音的悲哀－升调嘲讽版（Cover Selena）歌词

[00:00.000] 作词 : Serena
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Let it go
[00:06.62]改词／唱：御皇七
[00:08.87]后期：后期大娘李狗蛋
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[00:13.68]these songs always start out just fine
[00:17.19]not a high note to be heard
[00:21.17]you think that you're gonna sound good
[00:24.01]but,trust me, this is just the verse
[00:28.49]you've got the power behind low notes most girls can't
[00:35.51]pull of so well, heaven know they try..
[00:42.42]but don't get over confident
[00:45.97]you know how damn disney songs wind up
[00:49.33]they open low and finish high
[00:54.53]oh god it's getting high
[00:59.15]oh wait it's okay
[01:02.64]the piano plays away
[01:06.00]i can use my soft head voice for this part
[01:13.50]i don't sound as bad as I thought
[01:20.10]let the song roll on
[01:23.90]My range doesn't bother me anyway
[01:27.25]
[01:31.03]it's funny how I'm thinking
[01:34.38]“it's surly ain't that hard”
[01:37.64]though I used to be self conscious
[01:41.41]it's not the case anymore
[01:45.58]it's time to see what i can do
[01:48.93]no limitations let's hope this doesn't fall through
[01:52.48]it's clearly not impossible，screw it!
[02:00.40]here i go an alto
[02:03.84]tryna sing these notes so high
[02:07.28]but although i didn't know
[02:10.75]**** why did i give this a try?
[02:14.91]**** i'm back in this crappy head voice
[02:21.54]please can i stop now
[02:25.35]
[02:26.40]coughing...
[02:30.25]seriously can we stop now
[02:32.94]oh no it's come to the bridge that can't be good news
[02:39.97]it's getting about as high as i can go dear god whose
[02:46.94]idea was it to even let me attempt this
[02:53.91]I'm straining so damn hard i'm ****ed from here on out
[03:01.56]**** this **** so done with it
[03:05.11]these are notes i just can't hit
[03:08.53]before my throat goes dry
[03:12.21]my voice will crack and then i'll cry
[03:16.19]I can't do this disney bull****
[03:24.62]**** you all i quit!
[03:30.10]my range doesn't bothered me anyway
[03:34.42]i'm kidding, I can hit higher notes
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[03:41.14]［看我的嘲讽脸！］
[03:43.37]［升调～！！！！！！！！！！！！！］
[03:45.18]［放大招了啊非战斗人员退散啊！！！］
[03:47.72]
[03:52.21]it's getting about as high as i can go dear god whose
[03:59.26]idea was it to even let me attempt this
[04:06.23]I'm straining so damn hard i'm ****ed from here on out
[04:14.00]**** this **** i can do this ……％＃￥
[04:17.61]these are notes I still can hit
[04:20.85]before my throat goes dry
[04:24.41]my voice still can get this high
[04:28.58]i can do this disney bull****
[04:36.98]**** you all I'm high ……％@￥
[04:42.60]my range never bothered me anyway
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